If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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Storyline
Everything is under control.
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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- Type
- Film
- Released
- 10 October 2025
- Runtime
- 1h 53m
Production
- Studios
- A24, Central Pictures, Fat City
- Countries
- United States
Languages
- Original
- English
- Spoken
- English, Spanish
- Streams in
- 46 countries
Ids
- IMDb
- tt18382850
- TMDB
- 1160360
- TMDB score
- 6.3 / 10
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